It's 8.25 a.m. and I'm sitting in the Smith College library, still drunk from the night before. It is expected that the one book that I need is already checked out by someone whose expected time of return/renewal is ten minutes before the class that I need it for begins. It is times like these that I revel in being a total asshole when it comes to studying.

In other news, a government dolphin has gone totally awol. Trained to search out mines in the bottom of the sea, the dolphin-with-brain has now swam away and disappeared.
Next week:: Found off the coast of Iraq, the dolphin-with-brain is tried for treason and burned at the stake.